Dogs are said to be man’s best friend. Of course they are! They make a wonderful companion and understand those things that are not explained by words. Dogs reacts fairly quick and intelligently if well-trained. They act accordingly and even are smart enough to handle emergency situations. Ever wanted to squeeze some cute little puppies? Wanted to always have a playful little pup running around at home. Always longing to laugh at the antics of an innocent pup? Look at these below.
Awww, too cute? Or do you want some real adult dogs that are responsible and well-disciplined? Like these?
I’ve actually found those pictures of dog abuse and human eating dog meat! But, ugh! I’d hate to upload those pictures and make you guys vomit right here! Just wanted to say that these dogs are in need of a good home and a kind master. In return, they offer their undivided loyalty and love. So, what kind of dog breed are you looking for? Look it up. No regrets.
Good day all you wonderful people! There was this one particular day I was really feeling all fuzzy about what the heck is going on. I couldn’t understand a single thing and everything seem rotating so fast, I felt so lost. Thank goodness I laid down my bed and and shut my eyes for a minute. Soon, my phone began began beeping indication I have just received and SMS. I smiled after receiving it and thought it is worth a share for all you people who are feeling completely fugged-up.
The secrets of life can be found within your room!
The fan says, “Be cool”
The ceiling says, “Aim high”
The clock says, “Every minute is precious”
The mirror says, “Reflect before you act”
The calender says, “Be up-to-date”
The door says, “Push hard for your goals”
Aim for your early sprint. A successful person gives results, a failure gives excuses.
P/S – This one is for you, FuggedUpBlogger. For all the never ending inspiration and courage you bestowed upon me when I was on the verge of giving up. (“,)
Hey there guys! Thanks for all those great comments and sticking up with us. Aaaaaaaand, we’re back in action with more fugged-up stuffs for you! Now, in this post, we’re going to look at the fact and fiction of, ahem, KISSES! Yeah, we know there are so many types of kissing technique and kissers out there. But here are some really fugged-up ones we’ve got especially for ya’al. A kiss gives us a wonderful effect. It is capable of making us do unbelievable things! Some kisses just fires and flares you up and some just blow the fireworks. Some, well, don’t. You guys decide in the end which to make a fact and which, fiction! Here we go!
The Bumblebee.
This type of kisser is at the top of the most-wanted list. The kisser puts his lips pressure on you and hums like a bee during a kiss. The light buzzing sound around the face, lips and neck region is certainly a bring-it-on!
The Cotton Butts (buds).
Now when we have something wriggling in our ear, it can make us go all ooh and aah. Let alone a tongue. Look out for those ear-drillers who just drill and drill into your ear. The deeper they go, the longer your ooh’s and aah’s.
The story-teller
This kisser can finish an entire epic on how great you are in between tons of kisses. They whisper gently, speak sweetly and turn on all the goose-bumps straight till the end!
The Count Draculas and Vampires.
No escapes from pleasure! They see, they know, they sniff, they target! Targeted areas are; under the chin, below the ears, along the throat or some other place (evil grin!). These leeches are able to leave well-spotted crime scenes. This is done on your own risk!
The Woody Woodpeckers.
These are smackers. They smack their lips with yours. Kind of like a woodpecker pecking on the wood. One peck and end of story. So, where are the kisses? Only a popping sound? Translated: too afraid for commitment. *Sigh* You can kiss my @$$ good-bye!
The Tongue Tyrant.
BEWARE! Red alert! The warnings are ear-splitting! Some kissing demons are capable of snatching your tongue with their lips while you guys are kissing. The demons can just pull on it making you feel that tongue is going to tear of the throat. Scarper while you can!
The Fish Eye.
A gaze into the eyes before a kiss can spark up a lot of passion. But not when you’re kissing them! During what feels like a bliss of heaven, suddenly you get the shock of your life when the never-shutting eyes stares like an owl hunting a prey down. Geez! What a turn-off!
The Tooth Demon
Unlike the tooth fairy that waits till your tooth drops off, the tooth demon’s work is to break it off! Horrifying nightmare is promised with the Tooth Demon. They aim badly, they shoot directly and KABOOM! You’re a goner.
The Kisser and Ripper.
It is often nice when you kiss and then let the hand run to the cheek and to the neck. Hold the head during a kiss ensures a great passionate kiss. A light pull on the hair is okay. Until… they transform from Kisser to Ripper! They pull and tug that hair as if they want nothing left on your head. Caution is heeded. *Wear a safety helmet. For safety maintenance, never remove the cap / hat.
The Grand Canyon.
The worse kisser ever award can be given away to this type of kisser. Just before the kiss, they open their mouth so big that you can fit two hotdogs in it. Then they come crashing themselves on you. Before you know it, your face is being eaten alive. You just suffer from cannibalism. Or maybe suffocate due to lack of oxygen.
Soooo, what do you think? Drop your valuable comments! =D
“I swear, if you existed I’d divorce you.” Edward Albee
“You don’t know a women till you’ve met her in court.” Norman Mailer
“Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They’re worth it.” Henny Youngman
“I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me. “ Elayne Boosler
“She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.” (married 13 times, to 11 women) Tommy Manville
“Ah, yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” Robin Williams
“I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.” Zsa Zsa Gabor
“The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce” Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
“American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced” Elinor Glyn
“The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money” Johnny Carson
“Just another of our many disagreements. He wants a no-fault divorce, whereas I would prefer to have the bastard crucified.” J.B. Handlesman
“If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?” Unknown
“The happiest time in any man’s life is just after the first divorce.” John Kenneth Galbraith
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It’s Superman sent to earth! It’s UFO invasion! This occurance took place just a few days ago on the 9th of December near the southern region of Norway.
The sight was beautiful as the spiral was absolutely illuminated with a fascinating blue light and made many people star-gaze. However, there were immediate statements made to explain this irreggular phenomena.
The Mystery spiral
No, it’s just a mistake of a failed launched missile by the Russians. What has fooled the people of Norway, who thought it was an act of nature or simply another UFO sightings were proved wrong.
Oooookay….! So, we have had a post on giants. Now we’re moving on to the different world. A world in which even humans don’t walk! We swim! Haha! Today’s it’s going to be about those weirdos under the deep blue sea. Just check out how these creatures look so much like those above the waters. It’s just as if some of the land creature decided to migrate into the water.
Blobfish
This is a blobfish and this is a real lazy little fugger under the sea! The overlarge nose explains the sad face. All it does is just float around the water. It has this sickly mucous all around itself. So if it wishes to eat, all he does is open his mouth and he gets full. Whatta life!
Hatchetfish
Now this is the most depressing sea creature imaginable. Now I know where they got the idea for the mask for the movie “Scream”. The can go make themselves very pale and transparent and look like a ghost. Depressive and scary.
Piglet-squid
I wonder if the pigs knows that they have relatives under water? Now this squid just swim upside down to make the tentacles look like a face. A smiley face in fact. Best smile award to this squid!
Psychedelic Frogfish
In case you guys are bored with all the hypnotic patern, you might wanna check this guy out. It has his entire body lined with white spirals that make you go dizzy.
Rattail Fish
Never think this dude is ratty due to its name of Rattail. It has a mouth like a hippo! The insides reminds me of people with mouth ulcer. Can this be somehow related to hippos?
Dumbo Octopus
The Dumbo octopus got it’s name for looking like a dumbo head elephant. But this picture looks like as though it had a pair of shoes attached under its nose rather than a trunk!
Seawolf
I think wolves have better set of teeth than the Seawolf. Perhaps we should set it for a dentist appointment.
Orange Sea-Pen
Yep, it is beautiful. But don’t mistake it for a pen or quill! It is a colonial marine cnidarians belonging to the order Pennatulacea. Yeah, whatever that means. These guys turn bright green when it is touched and deflates itself.
Angler Fish
Among all the predators under water, this brute uses its tentacle which glows like a lantern at the tip of it. It mesmerize any other fishes and attacks from the back. Saw its teeth? Worse than a piranha!
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